"God could not be reached for comment by press time, because, a spokesman says, he was helping a baseball player hit a game-winning home run, giving an old churchgoing lady the winning lottery numbers, making sure that a plane made it through the turbulence okay, helping someone survive a heart attack, and also, just for fun, creating a new animal that’s like a cross between a leopard and an alligator."

God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President


 (via chrischoi)

Obviously, God loves creating delusions of grandeur in the feeble minded… just for the fun of it. I wish he’d spare us the jokes (jokers) and find another hobby.

(via theatlantic)

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    Obviously, God loves creating delusions of grandeur in the feeble minded… just for the fun of it. I wish he’d spare us...
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    And this is why I hate it when I ask someone why God’s justice is so skewed and they say that it’s for his glory or that...
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